RyanDavid
I deal with enough infrastructure fires at work; I'm not here to debug my own during my downtime. I don't need the script, I don't need the "is it plugged in" routine, and I’m definitely not interested in hearing Openreach's latest creative writing piece.
I’ve outsourced 100% of my home connectivity headaches to Olilo, which effectively means I’ve outsourced them to Aydan. Whether it's a routing hiccup or a total blackout, I’m the one holding the stopwatch and pointing the finger.
I’ve outsourced 100% of my home connectivity headaches to Olilo, which effectively means I’ve outsourced them to Aydan. Whether it's a routing hiccup or a total blackout, I’m the one holding the stopwatch and pointing the finger.
- Status: Connected (as symmetrical as Openreach’s physics will allow, which is to say, not at all
). - Specialty: Root Cause Analysis—usually concluding that Aydan is the root cause.
- Philosophy: If the ping is high, Aydan’s to blame. If the ping is low, Aydan’s just doing his job for once.
- Website
- https://ryan-david.co.uk/
- Location
- West Midlands
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Ryan
Customer @ Olilo (via Openreach)
Fixing the UK’s broken infrastructure by breathing down Aydan’s neck. ( HINT: IT'S HIS FAULT)
High standards. Zero illusions. Just a professional need to hold Aydan personally accountable
alilo-group.co.uk | Packet loss? Latency? Aydan’s fault.
Fluent in tech and "I know exactly why this isn't working."
Customer @ Olilo (via Openreach)
Fixing the UK’s broken infrastructure by breathing down Aydan’s neck. ( HINT: IT'S HIS FAULT)
High standards. Zero illusions. Just a professional need to hold Aydan personally accountable
alilo-group.co.uk | Packet loss? Latency? Aydan’s fault.
Fluent in tech and "I know exactly why this isn't working."
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