Alright you fibre-fuelled maniacs. It’s that time again.
Log in. Suit up. Let’s break down what the hell’s been happening this week behind the blinking lights.

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OliloOS Is Now Actively Scaring Our Developers​

The codebase has a pulse. It’s alive. Bits of OliloOS are locking into place at an alarming rate. This is the core engine. The command centre. The bit that turns chaos into clean, sexy automation.

Account flows? In progress
Provisioning engine? Coming online.
Backend logic? Tighter than a BGP session behind a firewall set to paranoid.
Ticket system? Ooooof yeah.

And we’re just getting started.

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Temporary Billing Portal Has Entered the Chat​

We’ve dropped a new billing portal. Temporary? Yes. Functional? Absolutely.
It’s the stabiliser before the warp jump. Gets the job done while we finish building the real beast underneath it.

Go poke around. It works. Mostly. If it explodes, blame the intern. We don't have an intern, but it's still their fault.

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Founders: The Chosen Few​

You made it. You’re not a beta tester anymore. You’re a Founder.
First through the firewall.
Last to complain about jank.
Always respected.

You joined while things were duct-taped together. Now you wear the badge. Founders for life. No NFT required.

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Beta Orders Close Today at 5PM​

This is it. Final boarding call. At 5PM, we’re slamming the airlock shut.
No more discounted installs.
No more backdoor access.
No more curious onlookers.

We’re full. We're loaded. We're moving to Phase Two.
If you're not already inside... well, enjoy watching from the outside.

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Something New Is Breathing in the Rack...​

There’s been a new arrival. You can hear it. A low hum. A deep fan whirr.
It doesn’t blink. It doesn’t speak. But it's watching. Learning. Routing.

We won’t say what it is. That would be boring. Instead, here’s a little riddle:

I’m numbered like a big city, but I live in racks
I speak BGP and MPLS, no time to relax
My fans scream like banshees when the packets run hot
Guess who just joined the Olilo lot

Click to expand...

No prize for guessing. Just smug satisfaction and increased network performance.

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New Team Member: Marketing with Bite​

We’ve added a new operative. Someone who lives and breathes good comms, hates marketing BS, and wants every campaign to punch you in the packet buffer.

They’re here to make sure our messaging hits right. Think: broadband with a crowbar.
Expect sharper posts, louder moments, and zero “Hi guys, have you tried our fibre” nonsense.

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oUI: OpenWRT Just Got a Glow-Up​

It’s happening. We’re building our own firmware.
Based on OpenWRT, engineered for geeks, and designed like a Bond villain’s laptop UI.

We’re calling it oUI. Yeah, pronounced “oui”. Totally kidding. It's just oUI...
Like the French.
Except we’re still not over the detachable antenna ban so... let’s call it a love-hate thing.

But it’s hot. Sleek, powerful, and nerd-approved.
Real control. Real style. No Fisher-Price interfaces here.

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That’s the week.
OliloOS is alive.
The portal is active.
Founders are locked in.
And something big is humming in the dark.


Next week, we light the fuse.

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olilo@terminal:~$ sudo rise --phase=2


Over and out.