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“First we take the routers… then we take the world.”

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Here’s what went down in Week 3 of our broadband boot-up sequence:

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[access.granted] First Investors Logged In​

Funding secured. Paperwork signed.
First investors have officially joined the rebellion. Now we’ve got backup. And snacks. Mostly snacks. But also capital.

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[beta.push] Early Access: Engaged​

Beta customers are in. Connections are live.
You brave early testers — we see you. You’re the ones who’ll get to say, “I was there before Olilo patched v1.0.0.”
(Also you’re helping us break things. In a good way.)

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[build.sys] New System: Initiated​

The dev stack has been deployed. We’ve officially started building the core system that’ll power Olilo behind the curtain.
Expect fewer spreadsheets. More elegance. Probably still some chaos.

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[router.ping] Firmware Ops Incoming​

We’ve got a shipment of routers en route.
Why? Because we’re rolling our own firmware on top of OpenWRT.
Control. Transparency. Overclocking your cat’s Wi-Fi if needed.

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[echo:feedback] You Talked, We Patched​

Website feedback’s been rolling in — UI glitches, weird copy, mild existential design questions.
We’re listening. We’re tweaking. We’re iterating faster than a TikTok algorithm.

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[protocol7.boot] The Secret Project Begins​

Codename: Protocol 7
Purpose: ???
Outcome: ???
Coolness level:
More info coming soon. But yeah, it’s spicy.

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That’s it for this week’s signal. If you’re following this thread, you’re not just a customer — you’re a co-conspirator.


See you in the next update. Stay weird.
— Team Olilo