Alright you fibre-fuelled maniacs. Itās that time again.
Log in. Suit up. Letās break down what the hellās been happening this week behind the blinking lights.
The codebase has a pulse. Itās alive. Bits of OliloOS are locking into place at an alarming rate. This is the core engine. The command centre. The bit that turns chaos into clean, sexy automation.
Account flows? In progress
Provisioning engine? Coming online.
Backend logic? Tighter than a BGP session behind a firewall set to paranoid.
Ticket system? Ooooof yeah.
And weāre just getting started.
Weāve dropped a new billing portal. Temporary? Yes. Functional? Absolutely.
Itās the stabiliser before the warp jump. Gets the job done while we finish building the real beast underneath it.
Go poke around. It works. Mostly. If it explodes, blame the intern. We don't have an intern, but it's still their fault.
You made it. Youāre not a beta tester anymore. Youāre a Founder.
First through the firewall.
Last to complain about jank.
Always respected.
You joined while things were duct-taped together. Now you wear the badge. Founders for life. No NFT required.
This is it. Final boarding call. At 5PM, weāre slamming the airlock shut.
No more discounted installs.
No more backdoor access.
No more curious onlookers.
Weāre full. We're loaded. We're moving to Phase Two.
If you're not already inside... well, enjoy watching from the outside.
Thereās been a new arrival. You can hear it. A low hum. A deep fan whirr.
It doesnāt blink. It doesnāt speak. But it's watching. Learning. Routing.
We wonāt say what it is. That would be boring. Instead, hereās a little riddle:
No prize for guessing. Just smug satisfaction and increased network performance.
Weāve added a new operative. Someone who lives and breathes good comms, hates marketing BS, and wants every campaign to punch you in the packet buffer.
Theyāre here to make sure our messaging hits right. Think: broadband with a crowbar.
Expect sharper posts, louder moments, and zero āHi guys, have you tried our fibreā nonsense.
Itās happening. Weāre building our own firmware.
Based on OpenWRT, engineered for geeks, and designed like a Bond villainās laptop UI.
Weāre calling it oUI. Yeah, pronounced āouiā. Totally kidding. It's just oUI...
Like the French.
Except weāre still not over the detachable antenna ban so... letās call it a love-hate thing.
But itās hot. Sleek, powerful, and nerd-approved.
Real control. Real style. No Fisher-Price interfaces here.
Thatās the week.
OliloOS is alive.
The portal is active.
Founders are locked in.
And something big is humming in the dark.
Next week, we light the fuse.
olilo@terminal:~$ sudo rise --phase=2
Over and out.
Log in. Suit up. Letās break down what the hellās been happening this week behind the blinking lights.
OliloOS Is Now Actively Scaring Our Developers
The codebase has a pulse. Itās alive. Bits of OliloOS are locking into place at an alarming rate. This is the core engine. The command centre. The bit that turns chaos into clean, sexy automation.Account flows? In progress
Provisioning engine? Coming online.
Backend logic? Tighter than a BGP session behind a firewall set to paranoid.
Ticket system? Ooooof yeah.
And weāre just getting started.
Temporary Billing Portal Has Entered the Chat
Weāve dropped a new billing portal. Temporary? Yes. Functional? Absolutely.Itās the stabiliser before the warp jump. Gets the job done while we finish building the real beast underneath it.
Go poke around. It works. Mostly. If it explodes, blame the intern. We don't have an intern, but it's still their fault.
Founders: The Chosen Few
You made it. Youāre not a beta tester anymore. Youāre a Founder.First through the firewall.
Last to complain about jank.
Always respected.
You joined while things were duct-taped together. Now you wear the badge. Founders for life. No NFT required.
Beta Orders Close Today at 5PM
This is it. Final boarding call. At 5PM, weāre slamming the airlock shut.No more discounted installs.
No more backdoor access.
No more curious onlookers.
Weāre full. We're loaded. We're moving to Phase Two.
If you're not already inside... well, enjoy watching from the outside.
Something New Is Breathing in the Rack...
Thereās been a new arrival. You can hear it. A low hum. A deep fan whirr.It doesnāt blink. It doesnāt speak. But it's watching. Learning. Routing.
We wonāt say what it is. That would be boring. Instead, hereās a little riddle:
No prize for guessing. Just smug satisfaction and increased network performance.
New Team Member: Marketing with Bite
Weāve added a new operative. Someone who lives and breathes good comms, hates marketing BS, and wants every campaign to punch you in the packet buffer.Theyāre here to make sure our messaging hits right. Think: broadband with a crowbar.
Expect sharper posts, louder moments, and zero āHi guys, have you tried our fibreā nonsense.
oUI: OpenWRT Just Got a Glow-Up
Itās happening. Weāre building our own firmware.Based on OpenWRT, engineered for geeks, and designed like a Bond villainās laptop UI.
Weāre calling it oUI. Yeah, pronounced āouiā. Totally kidding. It's just oUI...
Like the French.
Except weāre still not over the detachable antenna ban so... letās call it a love-hate thing.
But itās hot. Sleek, powerful, and nerd-approved.
Real control. Real style. No Fisher-Price interfaces here.
Thatās the week.
OliloOS is alive.
The portal is active.
Founders are locked in.
And something big is humming in the dark.
Next week, we light the fuse.
olilo@terminal:~$ sudo rise --phase=2
Over and out.
I'm very excited for what's to come and more than happy to back you every step of the way 
. I'd have signed up, but still have a year left on my contract and CityFibre just started digging in my city.