🧵 The Official Olilo Aydan Name Butchering Thread

[Olilo_Liam]

Because spelling things correctly is for other ISPs.

Right, folks — we’ve got a colleague named Aydan. Lovely guy. Smart, helpful, hard-working… but tragically cursed with a name that’s just begging to be creatively mangled.

So naturally, we’ve made it our mission to misspell it in increasingly ridiculous ways — partly to keep morale high, partly to confuse HR, and mostly just to annoy him (with love).

So far we’ve come up with:​

• Aydarn – when he's wrong and strong about it
• Aldi – the budget supermarket version of Aydan
• iDan – sleek, minimalist, overpriced
• A.y.d.4.n – encrypted or just unstable?
• ydan – now with 80% more glitch
• æYĐÃN – if IKEA sold engineers
• A-Damn – when he’s spicy

Now it's your turn.

Drop your best, worst, most cursed Aydan misspellings below. Bonus points for:

• Including a backstory or meaning
• Turning it into a fake job title ("Aydarn the Broadband Barbarian")
• Using symbols, emojis, or formatting chaos

Let’s make him regret ever learning to read.
Ready? Set? Aydon’t hold back.

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

I
hate
you

 

[Olilo_Liam]

It's okay Haydan, this is a safe space <3

 

[ChrisTok]

Haydn is worse I feel. 1) it looks incorrectly spelt but isn’t and 2) it’s so close!

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

@ChrisTok hush you!

 

[notrc124]

AyNDA must enjoy this.

 

[Olilo_Liam]

He says he doesn't, but I think he secretly does.

 

[notrc124]

He says he doesn't, but I think he secretly does.

Must do

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

He does not

 

[notrc124]

I believe AIden does

He does not

 

[arthanex]

Ay-duuhhhh-n for when he's obviously wrong

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

Beginning to not like this thread...

 

[Ev0]

Aydumb - when he does something dumb

 

[Marek]

AYYYYYYY-dan

Ay-Dent

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

Not me googling how to close down this thread.....

 

[Milk]

Ayladin

 

[Marek]

Not me googling how to close down this thread.....

 

[Marek]

Ayladin

 

[juve]

A bit off topic but just asked copilot for a poem:

Ayden the Speedster, king of the net,
Streaming and gaming, no lag—no sweat!
Files fly fast, downloads ignite,
Wi-Fi waves, a thrilling sight!

Buffering fears? They stand no chance,
Ayden delivers a flawless dance.
Lightning speed, a fiber spree,
Internet strong as it can be!

From dawn to dusk, the bandwidth flows,
Every connection—Ayden knows!
So if you seek a speed untamed,
Just call on Ayden—legend named!

 

[Olilo_Aydan]

A bit off topic but just asked copilot for a poem:

Ayden the Speedster, king of the net,
Streaming and gaming, no lag—no sweat!
Files fly fast, downloads ignite,
Wi-Fi waves, a thrilling sight!

Buffering fears? They stand no chance,
Ayden delivers a flawless dance.
Lightning speed, a fiber spree,
Internet strong as it can be!

From dawn to dusk, the bandwidth flows,
Every connection—Ayden knows!
So if you seek a speed untamed,
Just call on Ayden—legend named!

I’ll let it slide as it’s a good poem…. HOWEVER